Markham's Best-Kept Dating Secret

Slim, 5'2, pretty face, long black hair. Parents are strict and I live at home but I have a car and can travel. Looking for someone who can host in Markham/Richmond Hill area. I need a regular thing, at least once a week. Must be clean, fit, and under 30.

Stay-at-home wife in a sexless marriage. Kids are at school 9-3 and I need something to look forward to. I'm fit, attractive, take care of myself. Looking for someone available during school hours. Must be very discreet — no one in my subdivision. Can host.

Curvy Korean girl, big butt, small waist. I'm submissive and need a man who takes control. Into being told what to do, light bondage, rough play. Must be experienced, confident, and know what you're doing. I can host on weekends. Serious inquiries only.

Work late shifts, don't get home until midnight. Too wired to sleep and too horny to just watch Netflix. Looking for someone available for late night visits, midnight to 2am kind of thing. I'm cute, half-Chinese half-white, fit body. Can host in my condo.

Got out of a 5-year relationship and realized I wasted my twenties. Time to make up for lost time. I'm attractive, mixed South Asian, great body. Want multiple FWBs to keep things interesting. You: fit, attractive, DDF. Open to various ethnicities. Show me what I've been missing.

I genuinely enjoy giving head more than anything. It turns me on like crazy. Looking for a clean, well-groomed guy who appreciates enthusiastic oral and isn't shy about receiving. Prefer to come to you. Available weeknights after 7pm. Must be hygienic. Stats and face pic please.

Divorced, 39 but look 32. I run, do yoga, and have a body most 25-year-olds would envy. My ex was boring in bed and I'm done settling. Want a young guy 22-28 with stamina and enthusiasm. I can host Tues/Thurs/Sat when my place is empty. Bring energy.

Attractive Asian couple, wife wants to try a threesome with another man. She's petite, 5'3, tight body. Looking for well-endowed, fit male who is respectful and experienced with couples. Can host in our home. Must be DDF and okay with husband watching/participating.

Work in tech, stressed beyond belief, need physical release. I'm slim, pretty, low maintenance. Don't want dinner or drinks or small talk. Just come over, do the deed, and leave. Brutal honesty: this is a booty call ad. You: attractive, clean, not weird about it. Evenings work.

Conservative on the outside, very different behind closed doors. Need someone who can be extremely discreet and never tell a soul. I'm curvy, beautiful, and have a very high drive that nobody would expect. Must host. No South Asian men please, too risky being recognized. Evenings only after 9pm.

School's almost out and I'm looking to fill my summer with more than lesson planning. Natural redhead, freckles, curvy in a good way. Want an ongoing FWB for the summer months. Must be available during daytime. Age 27-40, fit, and able to keep up with my appetite.